he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
