Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
im about as happy as oj after his trial
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The adults are the big ones right?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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