WHY???
Do you honestly think, now that they've found their freedom, that your farts would want to be friends with you?
I am still struggling to imagine how this would look at a family dinner...
"Hi Mum, I want you to meet my long lost fart friend..."
"Wha.. What the f... Bluughhhh!!!!"
Now, how do you think your poor mother would feel after chundering her guts out?
Do you really, honestly believe that lunch would be an enjoyable occaision?
Bloody hell.
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