it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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