I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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