There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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