wakey wakey hands off snakey
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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