Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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