I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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