I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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Leave it on and swab the poop deck
Allow me to show you my peg leg.
I have a plank I'd like you to walk.
Shut the hell up, Tennille.
ahar! we be piratin' yer booty! i be plunderin your mud dungeon til i fire on a dead mans chest! ya-harrr!
why would you make em take it off in the first place
Yeah... you really should. That's an honor, m'lady.
Taking off your captain hat off.
Derpa-derp
yaarrrr, thar be a vessel in need of plunderin fer booty!
Sailing the 7 seas.
Yes you should, and curtesy.
First. Owned. Pro. Legit. 1337.
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