Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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