I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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Buy some chipotle away. That's what I use on my sheets. - Cain.
Happened to me before no beuno!
Next Stop, Blumpkin-Ville.....
Wtf? How would you even know you did?
I shat myself twice in one night... It's very possible.
Not even remotely funny
Love it!!
And your proud of this? FAIL!
You didn't shart fucktard, you shit yourself.
Why would that not be possible? If you can fart in your sleep, surely you can shart in your sleep. This was a terrible display of humor.
Been there.
Haha when you're sleeping. It's just a shit. Not a shart.
Bahahaha!!!
Myocardial inshartshun
Never take a laxative and a sleeping aid.... TRUST ME ON THIS!
This is truly a bad tfln
You gotta stop takin it in the ass so often. Especially on those nights when you hit up T-Bell.
dude sharting is when you try to fart and poop, you cant TRY to fart in your sleep....you shat yourself
Hahah! That sucks!
why the FUCK did you send this text to anyone? I would stop talking to you if you send this to me.
and before I piss off any internet spelling nazis, *SENT
Nazi? LOL...But Seriously.....
Hahaha gross.. thattt sucks
No, you shit yourself in your sleep.
In Soviet Russia, sleep sharts on YOU!
Na you just shit yourself brah
Isn't that just pooping yourself. If you were asleep, how to you know it was a shart?
My Fuckin roommate does this
OMG SAME THING HAPPENED TO I had the stomach flu but still I didn't either
Yes it's very possible!!
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