she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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