this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
How's work?
Spinning.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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