Who the f***ing heck does this? What the f***? Did you swallow a bun lamp, dude? Is that it? Did you swallow a bun lamp??? Or did you get your knees caught in the elevator again?
Hahaha, yeah, that would do it. Same thing happened to me, only I'm a chick and it was The L Word. I wasn't exactly in the mood to text about it afterward, though.
hmm someone just loves edward a little to much...i guess just thinking about him gets you off huh? because even in BD there isn't much of a sex seen, though in eclipse there is a hot makeout...lol...wow just wow
4:39pm -agreed. there's really nothing there worth getting hot over (except that one scene in Eclipse) so wtf? He was in the closet it more ways than one...
Yeah... I love the book series to death but VERY little sex. Now the fan fics are another story altogether... Then again, total perfect dude totally devoted... he's a pansy tho.
Omg twilight is a awsome book it doesnt matter the author is a master and ive masturbated to teilight a couple time.. well Eclpise really but w.e it got the job done!
Oh whatever, anyone that has read the series has thought about Edward while masturbating. end of story. Get your mom to read the book, she'll totally understand and you two can bond. worked for me and my mom after this happened to me!
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