So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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