they need to just BURY HIM!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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