you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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