Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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