I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I have post one night stand depression
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