I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
