My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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