I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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