if your lips are all lopsided and swollen, i would say you should probably get your shit checked...
if you dont have either a clean shave or a landing strip, you should groom.
whether you think it smells or not...you should put some air fresheners in your pants. Probably gunna take like 5 or 6 to really get the job done though.
Unless he's an idiot, he knew exactly what was going on. He just got embarrassed when he realized it was real life and not porn on his TV. If you let me stand there and watch for a full minuet, I would've stuck around for the whole thing. I'm a man who like watching and being watched. Hot shit!
(84-4, yep, Vietnam)let's see: Bouncing boobs, check. bare asses, check. Groaning/moaning or heavy breathing, check. smell of...what is that smell?, check. Better see if it squeals like a duck too....
haha thats funny. my boyfriend friend wastches my boyfriend and i have sex all the time. he even got a glass of wine and put his feet on the best last time. haha i dont mind its whatever. i just like to fuck.
I'm going to guess he was in one of those shock states where he was just like "Ugh! What?" and wanted to look away but couldn't...
Sadly, this has happened to me with my roomie. Walked in and couldn't move haha.
HAHAHA!! I fully walked in on my friend bangin' his chick and started having a conversation with him for about a minute before I even noticed she was in the bed. Details get lost after drinking a 5th and a couple knifers.
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