Ambien. No doubt about it.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You may now shotgun with the bride
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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