On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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