i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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