you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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