You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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