why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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