I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Randomize
