...so i touched it.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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