So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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