do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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