it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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