Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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