i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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