So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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