ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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