i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Randomize
