just come out here and I will go home with you...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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