is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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