That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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