well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
lol hangovers are for mortals.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
