we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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