I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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