Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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