Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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