Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
