Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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