# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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