was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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